Tuesday, May 11, 2010

Maggie Moosie helps Reload learn some manners.


My mom is the best, but she sometimes has trouble falling asleep at night, so she will sleep a little longer in the morning. This can be a problem to me and the rest of my furry siblings. We cannot open the door by ourselves and ever since the squirrel came to visit, no more doggie door.

Mom! Mom! Hey mom, get up! We need out. Come on Mom. Maybe if I poke her with my paw. (poke, poke). Aw, she just rolled over. Maybe I will just “wiffle” in her ear like that that horse I saw on TV so. Nothing! This is getting serious. WOOF! Well, that got her up. Yes! Okay, slippers on, let's go. Open the door mom. Now through the sunroom to the back door.

Relaod? What are you doing here? Hey, crazy pup. We are going out, not in. Look out! Hey, get your muddy paws away from me! Ugh! I have mud on my face and it is all over the sunroom floor. How did you get so muddy? It hasn’t rained in a week.

No, don't run into the house with those paws. Ugh! Look at mom's clean floors. Boy, you are in trouble now. Muddy paw prints every where. Through the dining room and into the kitchen. There is even mud on the cabinets.

Mom has the broom. Yikes, time to clear out. Run! You dumb puppy! Get out of my way. You are not moving fast enough. Keep moving guys. Reload just slide into the French doors. Look at that nose print. Oh no! Mom hasn’t opened the back door yet. Help!

Make room! Mom is trying to get past us to open the door. Reload bumped up against mom and now she has mud on her night gown. Yes, the door is open. Move out guys! Wow, mom is mad now and I don't blame her. I know she would not have hit us with that broom. She was just trying to herd that muddy pup out of the house.

Open, yes! Keep moving guys! Okay, now listen here pup! Just how did you get here and how did you get so muddy? I know you are only about 6 months old, but you are as big as I am and you need to learn some manners. The first rule is “NEVER GO IN THE HOUSE WHEN YOU ARE MUDDY!. The second rule is “NEVER GO IN THE HOUSE WHEN YOU ARE MUDDY! Do you understand that! Kids!